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The Further Adventures of Sam T. Dachshund 1

Posted on September 01, 2010 by Sharon

Sam Tiberius Dachsund, napping on the very ottoman that led to his injury.

MANY’S the time when Derek and I have talked about writing a series of ‘tails’ (intentionally misspelled) about our dog, Sam. Those who’ve met our 8 year old dachshund agree that he’s an extraordinary fellow, who is generally agreeable and always entertaining.

He is not, however, good at being sick. In fact, he’s a bit of a baby, and I’ve got the bags beneath my eyes to prove it.

Last Thursday, as I sat writing in an oversized chair in our front living room, Sam attempted to join me by leaping onto the chair’s matching ottoman. Now, he’d accomplished this maneuver dozens, if not hundreds of times over the 2 years since we adopted him, so I thought nothing of it. I could just make out the end of his muzzle as he bounced into view over the top of the ottoman’s nubby covering. I fully expected to find him nuzzling into position next to me on the chair, but instead his head disappeared, and I heard a distinctively unsettling yelp; Sam had landed badly, twisting his knee into positions not intended by our wonderful Creator.

Assuming that he’d strained a muscle, I applied ice and put Sam into his ‘den’ (a collapsible crate we keep in our family room) to rest. The next day, he appeared much improved, and by Saturday, Sam’s old swagger had returned as he joined Derek for a short walk.  Much to our surprise and utter dismay, Sam’s beleaguered anterior cruciform ligament could not stand further strain (the fibers of the ligament had torn during the ottoman episode), and Sam’s short stroll turned into a decided misadventure. He returned from the walk limping, and by the next Morning, Sam could not bear any weight on the knee.

Ice, baby aspirin and much prayer later, I took Sam to our wonderful, mountain man style vet (he wears a long beard and equally long hair–he’d fit right in with ZZ Top), and Dr. Epler quickly diagnosed the problem as an ACL tear. Crate rest and meds were prescribed, and Sam is not allowed to navigate any stairs (or ottomans!) for at least 4 weeks while his ligament rebuilds itself. If we do not follow the instructions, Sam may require surgery (always a risk in a small dog), so he’s being carried everywhere like a prince. Though he adores being ‘babied’, I know he’d prefer to have his old, reliable knee back.

As with any ‘child’, round the clock attention is required, so uninterrupted sleep soon becomes a thing of the past. Last night, he woke at 2:22 (I looked at the clock at noted the numeric irony), whining and wimpering as his pain meds wore off. I spent an uneasy night on our futon in the family room so not to disturb Derek or my sister Debbie upstairs.

My own body is straining from carrying a 22 pound dog from here to there, dozens of times each day. Can I endure four weeks more of this? Let’s just say that September will be a very long month here in Gilbert House–but Sam’s worth it. And perhaps, if we ever get around to writing those Sam ‘tails’, we’ll include one about his unparalleled bravery in the face of daunting and endless pain. Sam the Brave.

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Obama’s secret meeting 1

Posted on September 25, 2009 by Sharon

While the G20 members hobnob and sort through thorny economic issues, secret negotiations have been taking place between individual members and the head of an alternate world group, the K-9.

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Secret Negotiator Flew to NK with Clinton 1

Posted on August 06, 2009 by Sharon
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A shadowy figure stands in the doorway to Clinton's plane.

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Original version of Kim/Clinton formal pix -- the chief negotiator has been removed from published versions. Word is that Mr. X demanded the release of imprisoned journalists and all the snacks he could eat.

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Sam the ‘Bird Dog’ 1

Posted on August 04, 2009 by Sharon

Sam&theSparrowPoor  Sammy–he was just doing what ‘comes naturally’. After a major storm passed through our area, I let Sam out and decided to take a couple of pictures with my cell phone while he ‘took care of business’.

Assuming, Sam was merely scoping out a spot near our silver maple, I didn’t see the tiny bird until he had already begun to chase it.  The bird may have been injured or just learning to fly (it looked young), but Sam easily caught it.

If you know anything about dachshunds, then you know that anything on the ground is ‘fair game’, and once in the mouth, it’s ‘lunch’. Praise the Lord, he listened (finally) and dropped the bird on our back steps. Now, he’s sleeping on the couch next to me, dreaming of the one that got away.

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